Ivanka Trump says she may not return to her father's administration if he gets elected to a second term. And yet, somehow Eric and Donald Jr. would still be tied for third favorite child.
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Spotify says they won't air political ads this election season because they're too hard to verify. That is, provided you watch one really long Home Depot commercial to skip them.
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Jussie Smollett announced that he was donating $10,000 dollars to a kids program in Flint, Michigan. Smollett said the check should clear soon as the money gets transferred back from two guys in Nigeria.
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The former CEO of Uber recently announced that he will leave the company. He said that his departure from the company should be immediate, but could take anywhere from 10 to 15 minutes depending on peak hours.
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During his annual Christmas address, The Pope urged nations around the world to take better care of refugees. The pope later clarified, “specifically Pras. Lauryn Hill and Wyclef Jean seem to be doing ok on their own.”
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Yesterday, Donald Trump admitted he still hasn’t picked up a Christmas present for his wife Melania. Forget impeachment, if he doesn’t come up with something soon, Melania’s gonna be the one kicking him out of the White House.
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The White House created a website for Trump supporters that includes talking points to help them win arguments against their liberal family members this Christmas. The website is just one lengthy paragraph encouraging supporters to repeat how they have “the very best talking points, better than anyone else at this table -- including grandma” without ever making one coherent argument.
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A runaway teen was found living inside of a Bed Bath and Beyond. Turns out they were able to make shelter out of a pile of unused 20% off coupons.
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According to a new study, half of Americans will be overweight by the year 2030. "Challenge accepted," said Americans everywhere.
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The Prince classic “Purple Rain” has just been added to the Library of Congress’ National Film Registry classic lists. Preservationists have specifically cited the film’s educational value of teaching the youth about the importance of Lake Minnetonka.
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