It was discovered that the US Department of Agriculture currently lists Wakanda — the fictional home of Marvel’s Black Panther — as a free-trade partner on their website. The department says says they would correct the error, but they wouldn’t want to jeopardize any trade alliances with Asgard.
Read MoreThe new "Star Wars" movie is now on track to be the worst reviewed movie in the franchise. Said one unnamed source, “Meesa relief.”
Read MoreAfter forty two years, the final installment of the “Star Wars” Skywalker saga was released yesterday. It’s been an emotional day for fans. I don’t want to give any major spoilers away, but I have to say it was really surprising to see “your childhood” appear as a force ghost at the end.
Read MoreThe House voted to impeach Donald Trump yesterday — or as everyone on social media called it, “the day we all found out who didn’t pay attention during civics class.”
Read MoreDonald Trump put out a letter yesterday saying that Nancy Pelosi’s prayers for him are “not genuine.” That shows you how little the president knows about Catholicism, because passive aggressive prayers are EXACTLY how Catholics pray for those closest to them.
Read MoreThe inventor of the UPC — the 12 digit barcodes used to identify items at the grocery store — died this week. Authorities were initially unsure if they found the right body until they heard a *BEEP BEEP* after scanning his body.
Read MoreA Pennsylvania court rejected Bill Cosby's sexual assault conviction appeal this week. If I were his lawyers, I'd watch what I was drinking, because you know he doesn't take rejection well.
Read MoreThe Patriots were caught illegally videotaping another NFL team. So you know what that means: 6 more weeks of winter!
Read MoreApple has been accused of monitoring their employees text messages. Employees said they knew something was up when they kept seeing those three dots appear on all of their messages.
Read MoreDuring an appearance with Lizzo this week, presidential hopeful Pette Buttigieg declared he was “100 percent that nominee.” Annnnnnnd that’s the sound of me not calling him back.
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