"Y'all. Tokyo just said, "forget what the hell you've seen in Rio, we're ready for 2020."
The closing of tonight's Olympics in Rio included an awesome integration of Super Mario Bros as Japanese prime minster Shinzo Abe teleported to the closing ceremonies from Tokyo through the help of a green transportation tunnel."
Read More"What we got in yesterday's main event was a clash between two highly charismatic antiheroes who gave the fans an excellent demonstration of what the fight game is all about. In short, it was a gift from the Fight Gods — and one that we will likely be talking about for many days, if not weeks, months or years to come."
Read More"All the while, Dana pleads with Conor not to throw those cans, with the timbre of his voice resembling that of a dad seeing his kid about to lose his shit at an amusement park and being helpless to do anything to stop it."
Read MoreSo inviting her to the Super Bowl seems like a no brainer, right?
Well, kind of. Her songs are usually the type you eat your feelings to with a bowl of ice cream alone at night, rather than with a group of individuals looking to pass the time in between helpings of chicken wings.
Read MoreSo yeah, it sucks that in a day and age where AJ Agazarm can Robin Hood streams on his social media that we might not be able to see Keenan's moneymaker of a face, but who cares, you've seen what his face looks like before.
The majority of us can care less about the pixelation and are just there to steal the transitions and submission set ups anyway.
Read MoreYeah, we know that's not a picture of Brandon Mccaghren, tune in to find out why we used it.
Read MoreI also predict that Karolina Kowaloieqicz* vs. Joanna Jedrzejczyk will be the most misspelled fight in UFC history
*I know this because I just misspelled it myself.
Read More"So... does this mean The Undertaker may have an asterisk next to his Wrestlemania record? If I were him I'd likely be waiting for that B-sample from his match against Lesnar at Wrestlemania 30. Just sayin."
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